hihi my dear friends,
after all the postpone& dragging, finally this coming monday(17/12/07) we will having our gathering!
meeting place: somerset mrt control station
time:6.00pm
till: unknown(before12am) -.-
i believe i have sms most of u. so pls reply to me ASAP. those w/o my num get from me online or anyone that have-.-
ppl pls come ok ? give me some face-.-
ok then hope getting gd reply from u all
thanks & regards
yankeat:)
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Service Learning Project to Cambodia / Class outing
Anyone interested to go? It will be from late Feb till early march. Duration of 2 weeks & each person is to pay $250-$300 (: those interested, let Jingkai know! Thanks
P.S. The class outing is confirm on the 17th of dec. Place is Sarpino Pizzera at orchard! 6pm somerset control station.
Cheers,
Owen
Saturday, December 1, 2007
joke or riddle -.-
1) LILY - adverb. extremely, really
"Wah, you lily can sing well ah!"
2) VALLEY - adverb. extremely (same with lily)
"Look! My Versachee belt, valley nice hor?"
3) GORGES - adj. stunningly beautiful, normally found with valley
"Wah! Ah Beng's girlflan is valley gorges leh!"
4) CORAL - verb. to bicker
"Why, you not happy, ah? Want to coral, is it?"
5) REEF - (normally followed with coral) to argue with
"You lily want to coral reef me ah?"
6) ALTITUDE - adjective. a disagreeable demeanour
"Ah Lian lily got a bad altitude ploblem".
7) CIRRUS - adjective. certain
"You cirrus or not? Dun bruff!"
8) CANOPY - phrase. impossible
"He bought new handphone? Canopy lah! Where got money?"
9) OLDLADY - adjective. completed
"Wah...you finish oldlady ah."
10) SUIT - verb. to project forward
"Suit! Suit! See goalkeeper come out oldlady."
11) SOW - verb. to reveal
"Sow me, sow me your new ting."
12) LOAD - noun. a path normally made up of gravel & tar
"We go Orchard Load leh."
13) BLINK - verb. deliver, send
"What you blink for me? Sow me, sow me."
"Wah, you lily can sing well ah!"
2) VALLEY - adverb. extremely (same with lily)
"Look! My Versachee belt, valley nice hor?"
3) GORGES - adj. stunningly beautiful, normally found with valley
"Wah! Ah Beng's girlflan is valley gorges leh!"
4) CORAL - verb. to bicker
"Why, you not happy, ah? Want to coral, is it?"
5) REEF - (normally followed with coral) to argue with
"You lily want to coral reef me ah?"
6) ALTITUDE - adjective. a disagreeable demeanour
"Ah Lian lily got a bad altitude ploblem".
7) CIRRUS - adjective. certain
"You cirrus or not? Dun bruff!"
8) CANOPY - phrase. impossible
"He bought new handphone? Canopy lah! Where got money?"
9) OLDLADY - adjective. completed
"Wah...you finish oldlady ah."
10) SUIT - verb. to project forward
"Suit! Suit! See goalkeeper come out oldlady."
11) SOW - verb. to reveal
"Sow me, sow me your new ting."
12) LOAD - noun. a path normally made up of gravel & tar
"We go Orchard Load leh."
13) BLINK - verb. deliver, send
"What you blink for me? Sow me, sow me."
Thursday, November 15, 2007
More Videos!
Something Racist:
Okay.. This is damn common. However, no harm reviewing it again right?
Something Idiotic:
I'll update 2 more videos soon. :P
Byebye!
Okay.. This is damn common. However, no harm reviewing it again right?
Something Idiotic:
I'll update 2 more videos soon. :P
Byebye!
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Videos to Enjoy
Something disgusting:
Something Funny/Cute:
Will update more when I have the time. Maybe tonight. (:
Meanwhile, enjoy. Heh!
KY
Something Funny/Cute:
Will update more when I have the time. Maybe tonight. (:
Meanwhile, enjoy. Heh!
KY
Friday, November 9, 2007
5-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel
and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the
next-door neighbor.
Before she! says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel, "
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in
front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets
to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" *
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. *
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
exposure.
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her
gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling
the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.
But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. *
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129 *
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
opportunity.
Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. *
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." *
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas ,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." *
Puff! She's gone.*
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on
the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and
the love of my life."
Puff! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw
the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: " Sure , why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients." !
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating
some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night,
the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the! tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze
and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow
came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all
warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the
sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly
dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is necessary your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's better to keep your voice low and
watch - enemy or friend!
*THIS ENDS THE 5-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel
and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the
next-door neighbor.
Before she! says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel, "
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in
front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets
to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" *
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. *
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
exposure.
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her
gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling
the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.
But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. *
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129 *
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
opportunity.
Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. *
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." *
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas ,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." *
Puff! She's gone.*
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on
the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and
the love of my life."
Puff! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw
the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: " Sure , why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients." !
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating
some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night,
the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the! tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze
and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow
came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all
warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the
sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly
dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is necessary your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's better to keep your voice low and
watch - enemy or friend!
*THIS ENDS THE 5-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Hello, hello.
Hello people! Finally Im blogging here. :X Alright this is crap, anyway, YK said you guys miss me so Im here to blog and tell you guys I miss you all too! Sorry for not attending school on Monday because I overslept and Im not sure whether I'll oversleep as well.. cus it's 3am!
Anyway, I heard that you guys were supposed to take a class photo, but i wasnt in school so you guys didn't take. Awww~! Im really sorry! ):
To Nicholas: I read your post on editing the video. Im interested! Or anyone else has taken the job already? I wanna do something for this blog as well! (:
Alright, hope to see you guys soon! (:
Kylicia
Anyway, I heard that you guys were supposed to take a class photo, but i wasnt in school so you guys didn't take. Awww~! Im really sorry! ):
To Nicholas: I read your post on editing the video. Im interested! Or anyone else has taken the job already? I wanna do something for this blog as well! (:
Alright, hope to see you guys soon! (:
Kylicia
Friday, October 26, 2007
Here... the 2nd birthday celebration
Happy Birthday Clement and Mabel!!!
Birthday cake delivered by shankar, kel, YK, wilson, owen during break two
Kanna force to put his hand over Mabel's shoulder!
In the end... he did it happily!
Now is kanna force to feed each other cherry cross handedly..
The canteen uncle aka drink seller for the day
Act cute beng!!!
These is not being forced at all.... :)
Family portrait.. Shankar is supposedly the mother and YK the father! Guess what happened next???
The "mother" and "father" kissed!!!!!
Preparation for the traditional yum sem!
Ridwan's mouth the biggest!
Introducing W45A
Birthday cake delivered by shankar, kel, YK, wilson, owen during break two
Kanna force to put his hand over Mabel's shoulder!
In the end... he did it happily!
Now is kanna force to feed each other cherry cross handedly..
The canteen uncle aka drink seller for the day
Act cute beng!!!
These is not being forced at all.... :)
Family portrait.. Shankar is supposedly the mother and YK the father! Guess what happened next???
The "mother" and "father" kissed!!!!!
Preparation for the traditional yum sem!
Ridwan's mouth the biggest!
Introducing W45A
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Someone to edit the vidoes?
Hi people.
I've taken some vidoes today for Clement and Mabel's birthday. One or two of them are above 10 minutes, and I heard from someone that YouTube don't accept vidoes with platimes longer than that.
There might be other rules I'm not familiar of.
I also lack a proper YouTube account, lazy to sign up lar...
So I'm looking for kind souls whom I can pass these vidoes to so that they can be fit for uploading to YouTube.
Here are the specifications for the vidoes:
5 vidoes
1st one is 12.4MB @ 9.06 minutes
2nd one is 15.9MB @ 12.06 minutes
3rd one is 4.42MB @ 3.12 minutes
4th one is 5.43MB @ 4.43 minutes
The vidoes are also not of very good quality and very "earthquake" like. Hope someone can take over a job I'm too lazy to perform. =P Thank you very much and God Bless you all. =D
Nicholas Ngian
I've taken some vidoes today for Clement and Mabel's birthday. One or two of them are above 10 minutes, and I heard from someone that YouTube don't accept vidoes with platimes longer than that.
There might be other rules I'm not familiar of.
I also lack a proper YouTube account, lazy to sign up lar...
So I'm looking for kind souls whom I can pass these vidoes to so that they can be fit for uploading to YouTube.
Here are the specifications for the vidoes:
5 vidoes
1st one is 12.4MB @ 9.06 minutes
2nd one is 15.9MB @ 12.06 minutes
3rd one is 4.42MB @ 3.12 minutes
4th one is 5.43MB @ 4.43 minutes
The vidoes are also not of very good quality and very "earthquake" like. Hope someone can take over a job I'm too lazy to perform. =P Thank you very much and God Bless you all. =D
Nicholas Ngian
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
How to woo a gal?
GALS SO EASY TO BE WOO!?!?!?
time to take a break from or stressful life.
have a short break and enjoy it, will do a remix soon! sorry but no offense.
JUST FOR FUN!
Monday, October 22, 2007
G104 Contemporary Issues in Culture and Aesthetics: Team 3
Taken from culture and Aesthetics team3's presentation. . How the virgin thingy came about.. See what is priceless for yan keat!!! "something" too valuable to have a price!
W45A family tree.. Opening slide for problem 4!
Ridwan and Moon's scandal.... coming soon... :):):)
| Genres: | Drama, Comedy and Love |
| Running Time: | Unknown |
| Release Date: | This Week |
| Rating: | M18 for violence |
| Distributors: | W45A Cinema |
STARRING:
Cheers! :)
Sunday, October 21, 2007
PA LUO PUO!!!
Alright guys This it the long awaited pa Luo Puo Video... Enjoy!!
Luo Puo= Nicholas
Second In Line= Ridwan
Online Videos by Veoh.com
Ya-Ha!!!
From, Devil Bat Akuma
Luo Puo= Nicholas
Second In Line= Ridwan
Online Videos by Veoh.com
Ya-Ha!!!
From, Devil Bat Akuma
Friday, October 19, 2007
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Hey there Sharmila,
how was it like in banglashdesh?
I'm a thousand cities away
But girl today you look so sexy
Yes you do...
New Delhi can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true...
Oh it's Vhat you do to me
Oh it's Vhat you do to me
Oh it's Vhat you do to me
Oh it's Vhat you do to me
Vhat you do to meeeeeeee
P.S Indiscrimination towards Indian mates
Luc
how was it like in banglashdesh?
I'm a thousand cities away
But girl today you look so sexy
Yes you do...
New Delhi can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true...
Oh it's Vhat you do to me
Oh it's Vhat you do to me
Oh it's Vhat you do to me
Oh it's Vhat you do to me
Vhat you do to meeeeeeee
P.S Indiscrimination towards Indian mates
Luc
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Yay!
Yay! A new blog for W45A!~~
This is where we'll be posting funny/lame/stupid stuffs that happened in our class!
This is where we'll be posting funny/lame/stupid stuffs that happened in our class!
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